Weekend Update!

• Friday ~ Friday was when I went out for Holly's birthday. It was allot of fun although I was sober. I think I actually had more fun being sober then what I do when I'm drunk. We went to 4 different bars. The last bar we went to was so crowded. When we were on the dance floor we didn't even have to dance because we were getting bumped into so much that it looked like we were dancing. It was really fun though, We left the bar at 1:30 and went to eat at IHOP. I love there chicken salads . Yummy!! I want one now!!
• Saturday ~ Saturday night Kaylee and I went with my brother, sister in law, and my nieces and nephew to Lockwood Parks haunted hay ride. We got there and purchased our hay ride tickets and they told us we couldn't get in line until 9:45. It was only 8:30! Thankfully they had live music, games, and face painting to entertain the kids. Once we were able to get in line we had to wait another hour before we got on the hay ride. It wasn't worth the wait honestly. They had allot of displays but only 2 monsters jumped out at us. I remember when I was younger there were monsters every 5 feet jumping out at you and chasing the wagon. Sometimes they would even jump on it. Not this time though, the tractor driver pulling the wagon was going way to fast for us to see anything, let alone for any monsters to jump up on the wagon. It was more funny then scary. But, it's O.K. Kaylee made sure I got my scare for the night. When the ride stopped, and everyone was supposed to get off Kaylee jumped up and ran off in front of our group. I thought she's 5, she knows to wait for us. Ha, yeah right! When we got off the wagon we were all looking and yelling for her. I took off running and yelling for her because I'm crazy, I mean because I went into panic mode. I lost my daughter!! As the tractor and wagon was pulling away the tour guide on the wagon laughed and said, "I hope she's not under the wagon!" AS THEY WERE PULLING AWAY HE SAID THAT!! What if she was ?! She would have been killed or injured very badly, and I would have been killing him! Jamie ( my sister in law) checked under the wagon and thank God she wasn't under there. So, back to me. I was running down a hill and screaming her name not looking where I was going, but instead looking into the crowd ahead of me. I ran right into a wooden fence! I broke the fence and fell on my face. Hurt my ankle, I have a bruise on my ribs, and injured my back even more then what it already was. I'm sure that had to be really funny to see though. A crazy lady running down a hill screaming Kaylee , thinks she super woman, tries to run through a fence, and falls flat on her face after breaking the fence! Hahaha, whatever! I was freaked. My brother helped me up and despite the pain, I went running for her again. I found her about 5 minutes after getting off the hay ride but it felt like 5 hours. There were cops standing around just staring at me. You would have thought a staff member or a cop would have been concerned and tried to help me look for her. They didn't though. Nobody did except for the people I was with. If paying $5 dollars to ride a stupid haunted hay ride doesn't scare you then just tell your child to get lost and run away from you. That will scare you so much that you feel the need to run yourself right into a wooden fence!
• Sunday~ Sunday was just a lazy day. I didn't do anything really besides lounge around and nurse my wounds from that stupid fence!

This mama is bustin' out!!

Yeah you read it right! I'm bustin' out of the house tonight! Woot Woot! I'm going out with Holly and friends for her 22ND birthday. We're going to bar hop and have allot of fun. Except for tonight I am going to see the bar in a whole different view. Sober. Calm down and don't jinx me! I'm not pregnant!! I have volunteered myself to be the designated driver, for the first time in my life. I don't really have money to go to drink, don't feel like dealing with the hangover, and when I'm drunk I have a hard time telling myself I've had enough. Holly didn't have a driver so I figured this would be a good way to save myself from all of that hell. I know I won't have as much fun, but I know I will still have a good time being out with my friends. O.K. enough rambling I have to go make myself look like a 23 year old young lady and not a hillbilly mom.

Bad Costumes!

Kaylee and I were searching the Internet tonight looking for an angel costume. we seen some really cute ones, but there were some really bad ones too. People actually let there little girls wear these stripper costumes? Please do not let your little girl walk around house to house knocking on the door asking for candy in these costumes! Yes, she may be your little sweet heart and sound so innocent when she holds out her bag and says trick or treat BUT she will look like a stripper and hate you for it later. This is called Charm School Witch. This looks just like the outfits they wear on Charm School ( a reality T.V show on VH1) . The girls are on there because they are bad girls, nobody you would want your .daughter to look up to!

Then we have this costume It doesn't look like a stripper costume. It's actually kind of cute. I'm all for Harley. I was actually thinking about saving it to my favorites just to have it on the back burner to show Kaylee when she tells me she changed her mind again. Then I thought about it. That little girl is all dressed up in her biker gear like she's 2 seconds away from hopping on her Harley..... in a SKIRT!! Classy ladies do not ride in skirts. Only trashy ladies who want there coochie blown in the wind do that type of thing. What the hell are people thinking when they are making these costumes? Why couldn't they make the costume with pleather pants that fit like little girls pants should fit? I know... I know the little girl is just going trick or treating and not actually jumping on her Harley, I'm not a total idiot. Well, I'd like to think I'm not, haha. I just want these damn costumes to make sense!! C'mon people that's not asking for that much!

Thank God For Angels!

NEWS FLASH!! KAYLEE HAS CHANGED HER MIND!!!!
Kaylee no longer wants to be a killer boy clown for Halloween! Yayyyyyyyy! My little devil wants to be a little angel! That is so much better! I wish I had the money right now to run to the store and pick up an angel costume so she can't change her mind again! I'm sure by the end of the day she'll want to be a coffee cup or something crazy. Still that's better then a killer BOY clown! Thank God For Angels!!

Halloween

Yay, Halloween is on it's way! I love Halloween and all the fun fall activities that go along with it. I love getting Kaylee all dressed up in cute costumes. Her first Halloween she was a pumpkin, then a lady bug, care bear, and a pirate. This year she wants to be this !

What the hell?! This is not cute!! This isn't even for a GIRL!! I showed her this clown costume.

I told her people would think she was cute and they'd know she was a GIRL. I could do her makeup and she wouldn't have to worry about that hot and stinky mask that you can't see out of. She said she didn't want to be cute she wanted to be scary.Great.. just freaking great. My daughter wants to dress up as a boy for Halloween! Not just any boy though, she wants to be a scary killer clown BOY!!!!!

I did some searching with my fingers crossed hoping I would be able to find something she would like better. These costumes are meant for a GIRL!

How about this pretty little witch!

This fancy Vampire costume is really nice !

Ugh... who am I kidding? She hated those costumes and many more I tried showing her. She is dead set in wanting to be a BOY clown for Halloween. I will not give up on my search to find Kaylee a scary GIRL costume!

Boredom At it's Best!

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

I think that fits me pretty well!

Your EQ is 120

You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. On an average day, you're quite happy, together, and content. You live your life well. Your emotions aren't always stable, but you can go along with the ups and downs pretty well. You tend to be motivated, energetic, focused, and level headed. You see the world pretty rationally, and you don't tend to over dramatize things. When things are bad, you know they eventually have to get better.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

This one is true too!

Your Blogging Type is Logical and Principled

You like to voice your well thought out opinions on your blog. And if someone doesn't what you write, you really don't care! Serious and blunt, sometimes people take your blog the wrong way. But you're a true and loyal friend to those who truly get you.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

Don't really think this one is me!

You Are a Good Girl!

You're into fun - but it has to be your own brand of fun Drinking? No thanks. You rather spend your time differently... Whether it's talking with friends, taking up a hobby, or reading You're not the type to socialize just for socializing's sake!

Are You a Party Girl?

Sad but true!

Kids say the darndest things!

*EPISODE TWO*
My neice Alyson just turned twelve a couple of weeks ago. My parents gave her a visa gift card for her birthday. Alyson and her 9 year old brother walked to a clothing store close by. When she came home she was showing her mother and me what she got. She pulled a pair of really skimpy Playboy shorts out of the bag. Jamie (her mom) started yelling at her telling her that she is only 12 years old and there is no way she's wearing those. ( Jamie is a bigger woman and Alyson is a very skinny girl) Alyson looked at Jamie, waved the shorts at her, and said, " Mom I bought these shorts for you!" The looks on their faces were priceless! Jamie had that look like she wanted to smack Alyson. Alyson had her face all crunched up trying not to laugh, because she knew damn well that she didn't buy those for her mom!