My neice Alyson just turned twelve a couple of weeks ago. My parents gave her a visa gift card for her birthday. Alyson and her 9 year old brother walked to a clothing store close by. When she came home she was showing her mother and me what she got. She pulled a pair of really skimpy Playboy shorts out of the bag. Jamie (her mom) started yelling at her telling her that she is only 12 years old and there is no way she's wearing those. ( Jamie is a bigger woman and Alyson is a very skinny girl) Alyson looked at Jamie, waved the shorts at her, and said, " Mom I bought these shorts for you!" The looks on their faces were priceless! Jamie had that look like she wanted to smack Alyson. Alyson had her face all crunched up trying not to laugh, because she knew damn well that she didn't buy those for her mom!