Kids say the darndest things!

*Episode One*

I was in the bathroom, my four month old Dominick and my four year old daughter Kaylee were in the living room. Dominick started fussing and Kaylee tried to comfort him. She started singing, "HUSH LITTLE BABY DON'T SAY A WORD, MAMA'S GONNA BUY YOU A HUMMING BIRD, IF THAT HUMMING BIRD DON'T SING, I'M GONNA CHOKE IT AND THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE!!" I overheard her and she made me laugh so hard! I don't encourage or allow my children to harm animals in anyway, so please don't get the wrong idea. I just thought it was funny because she didn't know the whole verse so she made up her own. After I stopped laughing I went into the living room and told her choking humming birds isn't nice, and I sung her the correct version of the song!

Coach Heather

Kaylee running when she hit her home run!!

That's right I'm coach Heather! I coach a t-ball team. I never imagined myself running around on a baseball diamond with eleven wild boys and girls, ages four through six! I love it, but they exhaust me!

We have been practicing for about six weeks and today was our first game. When they stepped out on the field it was like they had never been to a day of practice in there life! It was quite amusing.

When our team was up to bat I was the third base coach. We have practiced the signals the base coach would give them several times during practice. Like I said though, when we played our first game they forgot everything they learned! The kids were stealing bases, running into each other, building dirt castles, and even sitting down on the base like it was a great place to take a break! What a beautiful disaster!

When they played the field it was just as funny. We'd tell them to play third base and they'd stand on the pitchers mound. If we told them there position was first base they'd stand right in the way of the runner, so the runner would have to run around them. You'd think yelling, "MOVE YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAN OVER" would help, but oh no today they thought they were invisible! They had more time to spend on there dirt castles when they were playing the field so they were much bigger and better!

Even with all of that I think they did really good! You can't expect too much out of kids their age. I was actually really proud of my team!
My daughter Kaylee was so cute and funny out there! She was the last batter in the line up. In t-ball they don't have an umpire or keep score, so the last batter up runs all the bases no matter how far they hit the ball. Every time she hit the
ball she thought she got a home run! She was so proud of herself.
This is just the beginning of the t-ball season so I'm sure you'll hear many more stories from the coach of the crazy children ;)

Fifteen Facts About Me!

This is the beginning of my blog . I'm going to start this blog off with 15 facts about me! How fun, huh? I know I'm not that interesting, but I figured it'll give anybody that reads this a sense of who I am.

1. I am 100% female
2. You can call me Super Mom
3. I am 23 years young
4. I've been married for almost 2 long years, lol, just kidding Mike
5. I have 2 children and 1 step son, they are crazy but wonderful
6. I'm a natural red head
7. I was born and raised in Illinois
8. I wish I could be as good at blogging as the women out here making thousands of dollars a month
9. I'm a boring stay at home mom
10. I love my computer
11. My favorite color is pink
12. I have a dog named Junior
13. I love reality TV
14. Eight PM is my favorite time of the day or night I should say, I put the kids to bed and I get to relax
15. I think being a stay at home mommy is the hardest but best job in the world!

There... now my imaginary friends know a little something about me. I hope it helps them sleep better at night!